Yes, I know, there’s all this important stuff going on. Some lady is banning books and doing some sort of presidential thing with some old dude, and there was some big thunderstorm down south or something, and this is total errata, but hey, it’s this kind of errata that I enjoy pondering.
To start, I have to say that I am quite loyal. I pick a place to go, I like it, and I go there all the time. Right now, that place is Vons, and has been for a number of years. It’s nice, I know where all my favorite junk is, I get a 10 cent fuel discount per 50$ bucks spent, and everyone is nice and helpful. Occasionally I’ll swing into a Stater Bros because it’s way cheaper, but not such a pleasant shopping experience.
So a few weeks ago I went to Vons to cash in all of Lila’s change and their coin star was full. So I did something I’ve never done – willingly gone to Albertsons. I used their coinstar, and immediately placed the slip in my wallet necessitating an additional trip back.
So now that I’ve been there twice, I have more of an opinion. Albertson’s store layout is really confusing with the split aisles, each with their own signs requiring you to have a telescope to read all the way down from one end to the other. Their organization is less than intuitive. However, they have a pharmacy right inside that sells stuff normal grocery stores dont sell. Albertson’s bakery is really good… you should see the chocolate chip cookies I brought home, and those lemon flower things are bad ass. Vons, however, has got the corner on the service market, though. Vons has tons of people working there and you’re forever being asked, “finding everything okay today?” as you wander around. Which is nice, I think, because not only do you have someone who can help you (as opposed to my experience at Albertsons where I had to find someone to call someone to go get me my friggin meat), and because it is instilling in our youth the concept of common curtesy.
Oh, and Albertson’s is really weird with their attempt at traffic flow management… you cant exit these doors, you cant enter these doors, you cant go down those aisles, no one is there, this is a dead end by the wood… it’s rather maze like. But they do have self check stations.
Hm. I’m torn. Oh, where shall I shop? You know, I think I’ll nom my lemon flower cookie and ponder the new Fresh n Easy store they put up down the street…